Rat Real Estate
Domestic Living

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- Cozy studio apartment perfect for single rat
- 1 BR studio apartment
- 38 square inches
- Finest quality Kleenex & Quaker oats boxes
- Single entry prevents drafts and unwanted light
- Thin walls ideal for warm climate
- Brand new
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- Luxury residence for multi-rat group
- 88 square inches
- Two doors and ceiling exit encourage harmonious residential living
- Cathedral ceilings provide spaciousness, allow for ratpiles
- Open floorplan
- Brand new
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- Excellent development potential!
- 108 Square inches
- Charming classic ranch home
- Two dark nest corners
- Thick, corrugated walls for maximum heat retention and darkness
- Sturdy roof perfect for basking
- Custom designed door and ceiling exits
- Floor needssome work
- Sold as is
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Country Homes
Affordable Country Homes

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- Sunny duplex: start your own colony!
- Two front door system ideal for extended family
- Connect the two halves for large burrow system
- Leave connection closed for more privacy
- Low grass provides excellent visibility
- Proximity to road reduces coyote presence
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- Brand new baby oak home!
- Can't afford a mature oak? Buy next to a sapling!
- Wise investment!
- 2 BR, 1 Bath, 1 storage area, 2 exits
- Up to date drainage
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- Classic, stately home
- 4 BR, 1 Bath, 2 storage areas, 2 exits
- Custom arched front door
- Sunken entrance
- ideal for unobserved basking and surveying
- Smooth, well-worn tunnels
- No intruding roots
- Soft, mature grass landscaping
- Near-invisible bolthole hidden in nearby grass
- perfect for vanishing
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- Romantic root house: live in a fairy tale!
- 2 BR, 1 Bath, 2 exits
- Delightful location at base of ancient tree
- Custom entrance between ancient tree roots
- Packed earth allows good drainage
- Nearby vines provide cover
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- Ideal starter burrow!
- Recently left your parents? Tired of renting?
- Visit our latest affordable burrow!
- 1 BR, 1 Bath, 1 storage room, 1 exit
- Compact, cozy studio
- Packed earth surroundings allow for maximum visibility
- Nearby olympic-size puddle provides seasonal water
- Human automobile traffic overhead keeps predators away!
- Sold as is
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Luxury Country Estates
"The Oak Treehouse": prestigious country estate
"The Olives": luxury tree estate

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Luxury olive tree estate
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- "The Olives": luxury tree estate
- 5 BR, 3 Baths, 2 storage areas, two exits
- Tunnel system covers 10 square yards underground
- Two raised wooden decks allow for basking and sentry duty
- Unique, artistic home encased in tree trunk
- Maximum security from inclement weather and predators
- Mature landscaping
- Excellent drainage
- Quiet neighborhood
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Hidden front door
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- Private, discreet, sheltered front door visible only from one side
- Western exposure for gorgeous sunsets and
- optimal twilight illumination
- Front door has easy access to safe, raised basking deck
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View from front door
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- Gorgeous view onto California oak and eucalyptus landscape
- Excellent visibility while staying invisible to predators
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Discreet bolthole four yards from tree
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- Discreet bolthole 4 m south of tree
- Allows for rapid retreat underground
- Serves as emergency exit
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Bolthole
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- Small, tidy bolthole
- No conspicuous dirt mound
- Sunken entrance only visible from above
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Disclaimer: This page is for humorous purposes only. Note that the burrows portrayed above are not actual wild
rat burrows. These are the burrows of California ground squirrels.